Charlie Gilliam- i think not, but i think that we'll have a couple practices before then...at least one...and we still need one more player...but 15 players is still going to be a hell of a grind
AD- When was the last time you played?
CG- ...when was the last time we played?
AD- Ha, I mean competitively
CG- ...8th grade. In other words, I'm dc united calibre
AD- Ouch, I played 2 years in high school, but that was when our school was terrible, so I joined the theater...because I was tired of feeling bad
CG- Yup, I think that our jv team had a one game winning streak
AD- Oh we had a glorious 0-0 draw against a team that had list 23 straight. That was our highlight
CG- And I believe there was a 20-0 loss to Orange County....I was the GK.
AD- Speaking of which, are you, jack and I gonna have to fight for the keeper job?
CG- Heck no, I wanna run around, maybe break an ankle.
AD- Likely your own?
CG- ...yeah, I'm buying stock in Ace bandage as we type
AD- Cut me in on that. I don't know if I've got the legs to play up top anymore, but the only times I've ever gotten hurt playing has been a keeper. I may be stronger and bigger than I was at 16...but that's not saying much
CG- I think I'd really like to play wing back for the first fifteen minutes, and then sweeper the next 75
AD- Are these gonna be full 90 minute games?!
CG- Yep, but I believe we can sub like hockey
AD- You mean I get to jump over a wall? Most excellent
CG- Unfortunately, I haven't bought a stick yet. I think it's (the team is) going to be Ye Olde Black Knights and their Fat or Puny Friends....FC. Or United, I don't know which
AD- Maybe start is with Sporting or Chivas
CG- I also like F CHS
CG- Wait, are you really complaining about a ninety minute match when you plan to stand between the posts?
AD- Maybe, I kinda want to play the #6, D-Mid type, not as much running as out wide or up top, just acting as a destroyer
CG- Oh yeah, really throw that weight around. Well, if you're #6, I'll have to be #7, because i want to be at least one better
AD- Keep telling yourself that
CG- Wait, I already called Baines' position. Are you left footed? sheeeeit, I need to read all of the yahoo answers before I go mouthing off at the keyboard
AD -Baines is a Left Back, I am right footed, but competent at crossing with my left
CG- I get the feeling crosses will be as important in Co-Rec as they are in FIFA 13 on amateur difficulty
AD- Yeah, its gonna be the team with the best athletes...how screwed are we again?
CG- Well, I can run a little faster than Maggie, but only because I have longer legs.
AD- That's our advantage
CG- How good are Aaron and Jack?
AD- Aaron is a pretty solid defender. I honestly don't remember much about Jack playing
CG- I'm afraid we'll get to the first practice and everyone will say they are pretty solid defenders. But hey, we'll play like everton
AD- I had a tough time getting by Aaron, and I made my bread as a striker on travel...granted, that was when I was fast...
CG-You played travel? Sheeit, looks like #9 just got taken
AD- Only 1 year, wasn't my best, but they team was solid. Maybe I should play up top, I have the height
CG- Grow a fro and take number 25
AD- I just don't have the curls
CG- I'll grow a nose and David Moyes can make an offer that "derisory and insulting" for the pair of us
AD- So in this story I'm Fellaini and you are Leighton Baines...who is Maggie?
CG- Roberto Martinez. She's pretty keen on keeping me around.
AD- Ba-dum-bum. I think in order to get motivated for this, I'm going to watch movies where a guy who looks like me is good at sports...IE Harry Potter
CG- You can't magic up a goal, 'arry.
AD- I'd have to give myself a scar...that's not an invitation
AD- Anyhoo, what time do you get home tomorrow? Jack and I might try and squeeze in a quick kick around if time permits
CG- Six. But there's the game...however, I bet Maggie could be persuaded to do that instead.
AD- Nah, we'll do that first, then come and get you
CG- If I can leave right at five, then five thirty.
AD- We shall see, games at 7. Park is close by
CG- Hey, I wanna play
AD- We shall play before the game. I HAVE SPOKEN!!!
CG- Cool. You will buy me a jersey at the game.
AD- You ain't no Jedi
CG- I HAVE SPOKEN!!!