Charlie – Whaddaya mean?
Andy – Position? 4-3-3?
Charlie – I can’t play this weekend. Mono = enlarged spleen= no contact sports for a month…but right mid/back
Andy – F***, you’re out half the season, essentially
Charlie – Yep, but Meagan made cute hair bows for the cheerleaders, think I might get me one of those
Andy – I was gonna bring you a pea coat and a scarf and you could pretend to be the manager.
Charlie – Yes! And on days when I feel like being sporty, an orange fleece with “CG” on it.
Andy - Not sure I get that reference
Charlie – Everbody gets fleeces with their initials on it
Andy - …ah…I think that will overextend our sponsor’s budget
Charlie – How am I to lead our team if I can’t be comfortable and sporty?!?
Andy – I haven’t the foggiest
Charlie – “Over extended buget…” They said the same thing when I suggested bringing in Rademel Falcao
Andy – How’s your “C’mon lads!”?
Charlie – Throat strong, hearts full
Andy – Spleen enlarged
Charlie – Mono has kept me abreast of Champions League and Europa League. Swansea had a hell of a game
Andy – I regret my cancelling FoxSoccer, but I’m always at work during games
Charlie – Ah, as I would be…if I weren’t infectious…with team spirit
Andy - …you sure you should be at practice today? I mean this is no pink eye…and you ain’t no Landon Donovan
Charlie – Just for the kick around
Andy – Fair enough, we’ll try and not aim for your spleen
Charlie – I say that if the doctor says yes to gentle love making, then kicking a soccer ball around should be just fine
Andy – Did the doctor actually say that?!
Charlie – I asked. Dad was in the room
Andy – Charlie Gilliam: A Man with Priorities
Charlie – And Prednisone coursing through his veins
Andy – That’s not a PED is it? We’re at the top of the table right now, I refuse to let you ruin this for us
Charlie – I can pee for the proper authorities. Like Rio, I may “forget” to show up and then need another couple weeks.
Andy – So you will practice by playing FIFA 14 for the next few weeks
Charlie – I do not have the demo. No internet so far away from civilization
Andy – You are just sad right now, aren’t you?
Charlie – The steroids do weird things to your emotions
Andy – I would hug you, but I don’t want your germs
Charlie – I’m not infectious, come over here and I’ll lick you
Andy - …I need an adult